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discord35 ([personal profile] discord35) wrote2005-03-16 12:35 am

Witty Repartee

Last night we went to the Cowboy Cafe after the heart circle to enjoy half-price burgers and wish Shannon, our server, good luck. The Cowboy is closing and she's traveling to Ireland for a bit.

We got on the subject of pre-adolescent sexual fumblings. For instance, I first had a cock in my mouth when I was in the second grade. During naptime. ;-)

Anyway, Bob R. was telling us about playing "doctor" with a little girl when he was a boy. Chris K. asked him if Bob ever played "doctor" with her again. Before Bob could answer, I hooted, "Of course! He was a preferred provider!"