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todc and mai_neh, they manage to bring me back a little present. The first was a t-shirt that read, "Welcome to Seattle!" The second was a little rainbow-striped bear beanie with "Chicago" stitched on it.
This time was a gift from New Orleans, a string of plastic pearl beads with a translucent plastic penis dangling from it like some shaman's fetish. A translucent plastic penis with LEDs in the base to provide a blinking, flashing light show. And in case you didn't catch the joke, it has its own pearl necklace!
I'm beginning to be concerned about where they might be going the next time they want me to house sit, but I think that there are few places like New Orleans, so I should be okay.
todc and mai_neh, they manage to bring me back a little present. The first was a t-shirt that read, "Welcome to Seattle!" The second was a little rainbow-striped bear beanie with "Chicago" stitched on it.This time was a gift from New Orleans, a string of plastic pearl beads with a translucent plastic penis dangling from it like some shaman's fetish. A translucent plastic penis with LEDs in the base to provide a blinking, flashing light show. And in case you didn't catch the joke, it has its own pearl necklace!
I'm beginning to be concerned about where they might be going the next time they want me to house sit, but I think that there are few places like New Orleans, so I should be okay.
