The Software Development Process

I'm moving from my cubicle into an office. I found this in one of my new desk drawers:

The Software Development Process

1. Order the t-shirts for the development team.
2. Announce availability.
3. Write the code.
4. Write the manual.
5. Hire a product manager.
6. Spec the software. (Writing the specs after the code helps to ensure the software meets the specifications.)
7. Ship.
8. Test. (The customers are a big help here.)
9. Identify bugs as potential enhancements.
10. Announce the upgrade program.