So Saturday morning dawned, and I had a lovely orange rash on my hips and my ass. I had no idea what had caused it. I suspected the sleeping bag, but I ruled that out because the rash was so localized. It wasn't itchy or painful — or red, for that matter — which apparently ruled out poison ivy or poison oak. It was just orange. It looked like I had sat on a tube of bronzer. No real drama on Saturday. It became kind of a conversation piece. Guys would ask me, "so, how's the rash?" :-)
( Here there be TMI )
( Here there be TMI )